Title:
THE NEW ERA

Production info:
Season 02 | Episode 04 | 31

Original air date:
Thursday, December 2, 2004


Writer:
J.J. Philbin
Director:
Michael Fresco

Series regulars:



(Sandy Cohen)


(Kirsten Cohen)


(Ryan Atwood)


(Marissa Cooper)


(Seth Cohen)


(Julie Cooper-Nichol)


(Summer Roberts)


(Caleb Nichol)


(Jimmy Cooper)

Guest stars:


Olivia Wilde
(Alex)


Shannon Lucio
(Lindsay)


Michael Cassidy
(Zach)


Nicholas Gonzalez
(D.J.)


Gregory Itzin
(Stephen Herbert)

The Killers
(themselves)

Co-stars:

None.

Previous Episode:

The New Kids on the Block

Next Episode:

The SnO.C.

Ratings:

Viewers:
--.--
Overnights:
4.2/ 6
Adults (18 - 49):
2.8/ 8
Slideshow:

Video:

"Are You Scared of a Girl?"
New era
Seth has decided it's the dawning of a new era, and he's going to need a new girlfriend to. He starts shopping for one in the yearbook. Kirsten and Ryan are initially disgusted, but get on board when they realize that this may mean he'll stop talking about Summer constantly. Sandy is also convinced it's a new era - with Caleb as his client, he has a chance to really launch his private practice! Kirsten is skeptical.

Or maybe not
Seth's first pick for new girlfriend laughed at him, so he and Ryan start scope'n out new possibilities. Lindsay spies them and calls them on it. Seth is smitten - Ryan's got to set them up! Meanwhile, Summer is convinced Marissa needs to get some boy drama back in her life. Why doesn't she track down DJ? Summer claims she's perfectly happy with Zach, but it seems like she's trying to convince herself. Sandy meets Caleb, who is as evasive as ever. Kirsten is appalled to discover Julie really wants to run things, even though she has no idea what she's doing. Julie takes over a meeting with investors and tries to bluster her way through, but she's painfully out of her depth.

Group hang
Ryan asks Lindsay out - for Seth. Lindsay agrees. At the club, Seth decides he doesn't want to go out with Lindsay alone, so he proposes a "group hang" - he'll set Ryan up with Alex, and they can all go out together! Meanwhile, Marissa finds DJ and invited him to a concert at the club, but he blows her off. At school, Seth announces to Summer that he's got a date! Summer swears she doesn't care. Marissa suggests she and Ryan hang out, but she finally figures out Ryan has a date too. Marissa is depressed.

Moral support
Julie wanders over to Jimmy's boat for a pep talk. After laughing at her, Jimmy tells her she doesn't have to have the knowledge, because she's got great instincts. How does she usually separate rich older men from their money? "You know I don't mean sleep with them, right?" he adds. Julie gets an idea. Kirsten finds a Cheeto-dusted Sandy watching trash TV and bemoaning the roadblocks Caleb is throwing up. Kirsten convinces him that if her dad is hiding things, it's Sandy's job to find out what they are. They're interrupted by Julie, who has decided to do that other thing she does best; throw a party. At Casa Cohen. For the investors. Right now. Sandy scampers off to look for Caleb while Kirsten prepares for the fallout -she's sure this party will be a disaster.

Group dynamics
The "group hang" doesn't go well - Lindsay and Seth have nothing to talk about, and Ryan tells live-music junkie Alex he really doesn't enjoy seeing bands. They're all interrupted by the arrival of Summer, Zach and Marissa. Summer and Seth both flaunt their dates, then spend the rest of the time talking about their exes. Zach gets pissed, and Lindsay thinks the whole thing is a nightmare. Alex figures out Ryan is really interested in Lindsay, and convinces him to go talk to her. It's too late - Lindsay's so sick of hearing Seth talk, she just wants to go home. Alone. Seth chases Summer to tell her he's fine with not talking to her, and Summer finally tells him to get lost. As she leaves, Marissa runs into DJ, who's there with a friend. She slinks off, depressed. Sandy tracks Caleb down, and sees him giving a thick envelope to a mysterious woman. When confronted, Caleb tries to lie about her, but then tells Sandy he's walking on dangerous ground.

Making amends
At the party, Julie charms the pants off the investors (not literally, thank god), and gets them to sign contracts while drunk. That's one way to get things done. Seth apologizes to Alex for the lousy date with Ryan, and Alex kisses him. Seth is shocked - and more than a little pleased. DJ finds Marissa on the beach, and tells her he's ready for her drama. They kiss. Summer and Zach snuggle up and watch the first season DVD of The Valley. Ryan finds Lindsay, who initially blows him off, but then admits she only went on the date because she thought Ryan was asking her out. When Ryan admits he really wanted to ask her out, she melts. They sit and laugh together.
Seth solicits Ryan’s help in finding him a new girlfriend for the new era. Actually he needs a new girlfriend pronto in order to show up Summer and Zach. He suggests they go shopping for possible candidates in the yearbook, generously offering to share his “left-overs” with Ryan. No thanks, Ryan’s not dating this year. Kirsten’s not so sure Seth’s ready to be back on the market, but quickly changes her mind when Seth offers her the alternative: listen to him talk about Summer all year.

Seth and Ryan take their girl-shopping to the streets… well, to the school quad anyway… when along comes Lindsay, who points out how classy and “not remotely demeaning” it is. After she takes off, Seth tells Ryan he thinks he’s finally found the ONE. Who, Lindsay? Ryan tries to dissuade him by explaining that she’s bossy, argumentative, and difficult. Perfect! Ryan reluctantly agrees to hook it up.

Meanwhile, Marissa is celebrating the new era by being “boy-drama-free”! Summer raises an eye-brow. No really, she and Ryan are just friends and DJ wants nothing to do with her. Summer also claims to be drama-free. “If Cohen is the virus, Zack is the cure.”

Meanwhile, Sandy has gotten the axe from his law firm for representing Caleb. He’s excited about being back on his own. It’s a new era, yea! Except his only client is Caleb Nichols, who appears to be more guilty by the day. Sandy meets Caleb at the club with the intention of talking about the case, specifically about the fact that Caleb’s been funneling money every month to a trust and the person who runs this trust just so happens to be an associate of a city councilman -- the same city councilman who issues building permits to people who build lots of buildings. “People like you.” Other than admitting that he likes to build buildings, Caleb’s not in the mood for talking shop. He’s in the mood for frittatas!

In class, Ryan awkwardly approaches Lindsay and asks if she’d like to go on a date. Yes, she would. Great! “So you’ll go out with Seth.” Huh? What? “Oh, you want me to go out with Seth and I said yes, so… yes.”

Julie, the new CEO of the Newport Group, barges into Kirsten’s office with a giant ficus nbsptree. She wants to get more involved in the company. Kirsten explains that the company is one failed deal away from ruin and they’ve got a big presentation tomorrow. Well, then, Julie thinks she better brush up on her reading. nbsp

Ryan finds Seth doing manual labor at The Bait Shop and lets him know the date with Lindsay is on for tomorrow night. Suddenly Seth’s not so sure of himself. He refuses to go unless Ryan doubles with them but Ryan isn’t dating anymore, remember? Seth convinces him it won’t be a date, just a “group hang” with Alex, his hot boss.

Back at the Newport Group, Kirsten’s mid-way into her big presentation when Julie barges in and introduces herself to the prospective investors. Then she proceeds to send Kirsten out of the room to copy… the lunch menu? nbsp

Post-presentation, Julie pays Jimmy a visit looking for a little confidence boost. She complains that being the CEO of a company is a bitch. “Hmm, you’d think you’d be a natural.” Good one, Jimmy! “Listen -- you may not have Kirsten’s experience, or let’s face it, any experience, but you’re savvy.” Jimmy explains that if there’s one thing Julie’s good at, it’s getting money from rich old men. She’s just got to do it the Julie Cooper way.

At The Bait Shop, it’s time for the “group hang” to begin but Seth can’t seem to face Lindsay at all. He sends Ryan down to act as the buffer. Lindsay wants to know what Ryan’s doing there. He awkwardly explains that he’s got a date too. Terrific. Hmm, maybe Ryan wasn’t the best buffer after all.

Back at home, Kirsten walks in on Sandy watching bad TV in his Cheeto-dust-covered pajamas. He’s depressed because Caleb’s been sending him on a wild goose chase. Suddenly, Julie shows up with the fabulous idea to throw a party for the prospective investors. Kirsten tells her they’ll talk about it tomorrow but… too late, the caterers are already here and she’s already invited the most important people in Newport!

Back at the group hang, both Seth and Ryan are dying a slow death. And if things aren’t bad enough, look who just showed up -- Marissa, Summer and Zach! Seth suddenly grabs Lindsay, and Summer suddenly grabs Zach. Lindsay takes a wild guess that she’s just met the ex. Zach thinks maybe Summer should take her focus off her Cohen-obsession and put it on the band. Seth, meanwhile, is giving Lindsay a healthy dose of his Summer-obsession.

Outside the club, Sandy does a little late-night espionage and sees Caleb handing off a package to a woman in a car. He confronts Caleb in the bar but Caleb claims the woman is an old friend. nbspSandy guesses that the woman is Renee Wheeler. Caleb starts to deny it until Sandy explains that when he says “guess,” what he really means is he called in the license plate number to a friend at the police department. Sandy wants to know if Caleb’s having an affair. Caleb says it goes much deeper than that and advises Sandy to leave it alone. Right, that sounds like something Sandy’s likely to do.

Back at The Bait Shop, the Killers are rocking the house and Seth is still talking off Lindsay’s ear about Summer. Seth wants Lindsay to know that he has nothing to say to Summer, except maybe that he’s doing fine without her. Lindsay suggests that if Seth hurries, he may be able to catch Summer heading out the door. Good idea. Then Alex tells Ryan that maybe he should go tell Lindsay he likes her. Alex isn’t really feeling the spark anyway, so… Wow, an honest conversation with a girl. Ryan’s not used to that.

Summer follows Zach out the door, protesting that she’s not still obsessed with Seth. Zach thinks Summer should go home and log onto some Cohen chat room or something while he throws himself off the pier. Just then, Seth comes barreling towards Summer with his big news but she tells him to get lost. Back inside, Ryan tries talking to Lindsay but she’s had enough talk for one night.

And back at the Cohen house, the party is in full swing. nbspJulie is doing such a good job charming the clientele that even Kirsten is impressed. nbspJulie heads inside to get Mr. Herbert’s contract. Thanks to Jimmy, she’s doing it the Julie Cooper way.

Seth and Ryan give each other permission to exchange dates. Seth debriefs with Alex, who’s not surprised he got “disco’d” by two girls in one night. He apologizes to her for the whole “group hang” thing and starts to head out. Alex follows him and lets him know that despite all his shortcomings, he can sometimes be a little charming… especially when he’s not talking about Summer. Seth invites Alex to get an ice-cream. She gives him a lingering kiss on the lips and offers to buy... but no more than two scoops.

Outside, Ryan catches up with Lindsay at the bus stop and offers her a ride. No thanks. He joins her on the bench and she tells him she knew it was going to be a disaster with Seth before it even started. Why? Because when Ryan asked her about a date she thought she was saying yes to him. Ryan’s confused. Didn’t Lindsay think he was an idiot? He tells her he wanted it to be him but he just didn’t think in a million years she’d say yes. “Then I’ve been right all along. You are an idiot.”

OFFICIAL DESCRIPTION:
As Seth and Sandy embark on new adventures, they take the rest of the family along for the ride. Ryan and Seth go on an awkward double date to see The Killers perform in concert, with unexpected results. Meanwhile, Julie finds herself overwhelmed by her new role at the Newport Group and, as usual, is forced to turn to Kirsten for help.

Guest Cast: Michael Cassidy as Zach; Olivia Wilde as Alex; Shannon Lucio as Lindsay; Nicholas Gonzalez as D.J.; Gregory Itzin as Stephen Herbert

QUOTES:

Lindsay (to Seth and Ryan): Classy and not remotely demeaning.

Marissa: It's a new era Summer. For the first time in years I have, like, no boy drama.

Seth (to Alex about Ryan): He enjoys sunset walks, punching people and not smiling.

Caleb (to Sandy): Let's break bread, let's discuss broads.

Summer (to Marissa): If Cohen is the virus then Zach is the cure. He is the anti-Cohen.

Seth (to Ryan about Lindsay): I said I wanted to marry her, not date her.

Jimmy (to Julie): You may not have Kirsten's experience or let's face it, any experience, but you're savvy.

Jimmy (to Julie): If there's one thing you know how to do, it's get money from rich old men.

Zach (to Summer): Maybe you should go home, log onto some kind of Cohen chat room.

Kirsten (to Sandy): You're in your pajamas. You've got orange Cheeto dust all over your chin. hat happened to my husband?

Sandy (to Kirsten): We can let the gruesome twosome wreck our careers, or we can site here, watch obscene amounts of Dr. Phil and wreck them ourselves. Whaddya say?

Seth (to Alex): I got disco'd by two girls in one night and unfortunately, not the first time that's happened.

MUSIC:

Song: "Silence"
Artist: Gomez

Song: "Fortress"
Artist: Pinback

Song: "On Your Way"
Artist: The Album Leaf

Song: "Domesticada"
Artist: The Mosquitos

Song: "Smile Like You Mean It"
Artist: The Killers

Song: "Mr. Brightside"
Artist: The Killers

Song: "Everything Will Be Alright"
Artist: The Killers

Song: "Primitive (The Way I Treat You)"
Artist: Ambulance LTD

Song: "Sometimes You Can't Make it on Your Own"
Artist: U2

NEWS & NOTES:

Everyone in the cast except for Summer and Julie uses the phrase "new era" at least once in the episode.

Recap:
Apparently? In Orange County? It's a new era. And The O.C. wanted you to know about it. Seth decides it's time for him to end his obsession with Summer because, well, yeah right, and meets Lindsay Faux-han (thanks, Pamie) just in time for him to decide he should branch out. But Ryan, who wears his inner monologue on his sleeve, asks Lindsay on a date for Seth in a way that makes Lindsay think that Ryan's asking her out. Meanwhile, Seth sets up Ryan with his roller-headed friend from work, and they quad-date to The Bait Shop for a Killers concert, but Rollers and Ryan don't click either. You know who else isn't clicking? Zach and Summer, when she spends her whole night talking to Zach about how much she's over Seth. Marissa tells her short, foreign lawn boy friend that he should go to the concert as well, because damned if they didn't spend a penny or two on this new set and damned if they're not going to USE IT. Adults also show up a time or two this week, with Sandy trailing Caleb on a wild goose chase through his devious, poor-business-practices past. And Julie seems to be gumming up the works at work, until she performs the master stroke of bringing a client to the Cohen house for a party where she ends up signing the big client through a healthy mix of boozy social acumen and cleavage. Well done, female executives.

Spoilers:
Julie puts The Newport Group in jeopardy and Kirsten must come to the rescue. Ryan becomes Seth's sounding board as he starts a new adventure. Summer tries to deal with her feelings for Seth as her relationship with Zach gets more comfortable. The Killers play at The Bait Shot. (SpoilerFix.com)

POP-CULTURE REFERENCES:
The setupThe referenceThe lowdown
Kirsten is shocked to see unemployed Sandy plopped in front of the TiVo, covered in "Cheeto dust."
Cheetos
Salty, curly snack food introduced in 1948 by the Frito-Lay company. Since then, Cheetos haven't changed much, although they're now available in crunchy, puffy and "Flamin' Hot" varieties.
During Ryan and Seth's discussion of a "group hang," one of the boys mentions a trip to Chuck E. Cheese.
Chuck E. Cheese's
Family-oriented restaurant chain started in 1977 that serves up pizza and arcade games. Mascot Chuck Cheese is a giant, casually attired mouse.
Sandy encourages Kirsten to "enjoy obscene amounts of Dr. Phil" with him in the living room.
Dr. Phil
Bald, pudgy talk-show host/Oprah protégé known for encouraging viewers to "get real" and get over their own issues, such as being, say, bald. Or pudgy.
Summer's got a new nickname for Zach: "Duckie." He hates it.
Pretty in Pink
Seminal '86 flick directed by teen-movie king John Hughes. It stars Molly Ringwald as Andie, a misfit who is trailed by geeky pal Duckie, played by Jon Cryer.
Cal tells Sandy the restaurant has a great frittata on the menu. In fact, he talks more about the food than his legal woes.
Frittata
Thick, Italian omelet filled with vegetables and meats. (Unlike an omelet, ingredients are mixed and tossed in a pan together, rather than folded into egg.)
Seth tells Alex he knows he's been a fool with Summer. "And knowing is half the battle," she says.
G.I. Joe
As many kids of the '80s know, each episode of the G.I. Joe cartoon, which ran from 1985-87, ended with a public service announcement. Segments always concluded with the phrase, "knowing is half the battle."
Julie says, in preparation for her high-ladder job, she Googled herself.
Google
Online search service founded in 1998 and named for "googol," a term defined as the number one followed by 100 zeros. It allows users to search 8 billion Web pages.
Sandy discovers Judge Hatchett during his time off. "She does not take crap from anybody," he says.
Judge Glenda Hatchett
Judge who specializes in juvenile cases and creative sentences involving "real-world experience." Her syndicated show debuted in 2000.
This week's headliner at The Bait Shop: The Killers.
The Killers
Stylish Las Vegas power-punk act formed in 2002 and often compared to The Strokes. Breakout hit Somebody Told Me ruled radio airwaves in 2004, shortly after the group's debut CD, Hot Fuss, was released on Island Records.
Sandy figures out there's something Cal isn't telling him. Cal: "Well played, Magnum, P.I."
Magnum, P.I.
Hit TV crime series (1980-88) responsible for making Tom Selleck a household name. The premise: A private investigator solves crimes, jokes around with his pals and lives in a Hawaii mansion.
The only name Cal gives Sandy is of his now-deceased secretary, Phyllis. Sandy later tells him, "I tried to talk to Phyllis earlier, but I left my Ouija board at home."
Ouija board

"Talking board" that debuted in the late 1800s but was marketed by Parker Bros. in the 1960s. Its reputation darkened with the release of The Exorcist in 1972. It resurfaced onscreen in the 2000 film What Lies Beneath.

Ryan sees a girl Seth might like. He says no — not only has he known her since grade school, but she once overheard him talking to dolphins on a field trip to Sea World.
Sea World
Nautical adventure park located in San Diego, Orlando and San Antonio. Its best-known attraction: Shamu the killer whale.
Seth tells Ryan he is Sid to Alex's Nancy and Kurt to Alex's Courtney.
Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen
Vicious: British punk icon (born John Simon Ritchie) who played bass with the Sex Pistols and died at 21 of a heroin overdose. Spungen: Vicious' girlfriend, found dead of a stab wound months before Vicious' death. Their story was immortalized in the 1986 film, Sid & Nancy.
Sandy watches Judge Hatchett and Dr. Phil on TiVo.
TiVo
Digital video recorder (DVR) that offers users the ability to tape fast-forward and save their favorite programs.


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